PICKING A MOVIE  (from Mad Magazine)

1. Look for movie
2. Pick movie
3. Check if anyone has seen the movie
4. If someone has seen it goto 1
5. Check if anyone dislikes an actor in the movie
6. If someone does not like the actors goto 1
7. Check if anyone does not want to see this type of movie
8. If someone does not want to see this type of movie goto 1
9. Find out the film is already rented - goto 1.